Ariel Sharon dead at 77

Just kidding. But according to Voice of America his health is a bit of a worry.

The prime minister is extremely overweight, and doctors are recommending that he go on a diet. And, they say, he should get some rest.

Now on the "no-rest-for-the-wicked" principle I might have to run with the headline Ariel Sharon dead at 78. We'll just have to wait and see.

Update here.