With Christian friends like these....

Jerry Falwell has denied ever saying that Jews can get into heaven even if we don't embrace Jesus as god or the messiah or both.

"While I am a strong supporter of the state of Israel and dearly love the Jewish people and believe them to be the chosen people of God, I continue to stand on the foundational biblical principle that all people — Baptists, Methodists, Pentecostals, Jews, Muslims, etc. — must believe in the Lord Jesus Christ in order to enter heaven.

Looking on the bright side, we can get into most golf clubs these days.

UPDATE: Much more on this at Bartholomew's notes on religion.