...And assure the world the Gilad Shalit is in good health, as was widely reported. About the health crisis that is imposed on the other million and a half residents of Gaza they had nothing to say, most probably, to be fair to our two grandfatherly vampires, Peres and Mubarak, because none of the journalists attending the press conference asked about it, and if any of them did, none of the editors of the Western media thought the question was fit to print. After all, unlike Gilad Shalit, they are merely Arabs.
P.S. isn't Mubarak's petit salon tastefully decorated? The warm tones in the carpet are made with blood (and did you notice there are no mirrors?).