Mix 'n' Match: Daily Beast on Obama's Child Kidnapping Problem

Well Daily Beast couldn't be expected to accuse Obama of child or any other kidnapping but look at these headlines from today's email:

The first:

Japan’s Child Kidnapping Problem

The second:

Obama to Give Speech on Gitmo

You just have to mix and match and you get to what Obama is going to say in his speech. Well, except he doesn't see the abduction of children as a problem and I'm guessing nor does the Beast when it's Obama doing the kidnapping.