Is Sharon dead already?

According to the Angry White Kid, Sharon is dead now and has been for a while but the Israeli powers that be are keeping him wired up so that his funeral can be arranged with maximum pomp like with, say, Robert Maxwell. We like to bury our people within 24 hours of them dying. He (the AWK) says that George Bush will be at the funeral. Perhaps he wants to makes sure his man's at peace.